Well I have been crossing things off my bucket list but I don’t have a list in writing yet. I really want to make one and document it here. Hopefully it becomes something interesting.

I saw horrible bosses at 12:01 AM. It was actually a great movie. I had a feeling that it would suck but Charlie Day would be hilarious but the whole cast was awesome.

I finally named my Ipod Mordecai. It is biblical and apparently means “little man” which is easily in the top ten of my favorite Wayans brothers’ movies.

Today I worked at a physics camp for kids. Some kid was talking about his so called connections to get guns. He said he knew people in the octagon. I couldn’t stop thinking about the Anchorman quote:

“I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.”

I am sure you have one book you have liked. Don’t be afraid to put it on facebook. I know you had to have read an RL Stine or an Animorphs book.

Isn’t OFWGKTA exactly like ICP?

During basketball this guy came up to me and said “Bro, you have to admit I had your ass on that last play.”

Who says that?

“I am going to get a tattoo that says dog eat dog world. It is going to have a dog with his face being the earth eating another dog who also has the earth as his face.”

“Yeah dude that sounds awesome.”

“Then I am going to get another tattoo of a shooting star. It’s going to be a star holding a gun.”

I shaved my chest. I must say I have never seen so much nipple blood in my life. Considering I have never seen any before I guess it wasn’t that much. Am I in shock?

Why did I remake my account?

Maybe this will be just as bad as an experience as it was before.

My favorite number/ jersey number has always been thirteen but this song may change that.

I thought she was going to pass out. I thought she was having a heart attack. I was confused when she asked for a bench in the middle of a retail store. I didn’t know how to react because this elderly lady looked like she was about to drop to the floor any second. I ran to grab her a chair.

She told me not to call 911 and she just needed to sit.She told me she was a survivor.  She told me she was in a car accident and that she was on her death bed ten years ago. She said her dad stopped visiting her in the hospital because it was too much to see his daughter in such bad shape. She told me again that she was a survivor.

I told her that I was glad she was doing better now. She told me to feel the top of her head and through her short gray hair I felt a large dent where she said the doctors removed part of her skull to relieve some pressure. I could feel my stomach churn as I felt the missing piece. She asked me what year I was born. I told her 1987. She said that was the best year. It was the best year because I was born.

I would like to write a fictional book about a man and modern falconry.

Today I was watching Cast Away and my dad asked me if he was going to find any dinosaurs. I was immediately disappointed in the rest of the movie for not capitalizing on great opportunities.

I am deathly afraid of roaches.